if a man is ever mean to you, take out an ob tampon and throw it at him. it doesn’t even have to unwrapped. you can buy the smallest type of ob. it can literally be smaller than your thumb and it will still make the biggest testosterone-fueled jackasses scream like 5 year olds and run for the hills
A Promise From a Christian
Jesus freaking loves you.
Even if you’re gay.
Even if you’re not a virgin.
Even if you’ve killed people.
Even if you don’t go to church.
Even if you hate him.
He freaking loves you so much that he died to prove it.
Don’t do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts.
Star Sign Quotes
Henry Rollins(via astrolocherry)
Sober is the last thing I want to be right now.